Friday, May 30, 2008

Nano Noodles

In a story under the heading "innovation" MSNBC is reporting a breakthrough of epic proportions, if not epic portions. Japanese Scientists have created the world's smallest bowl of ramen noodles.

Please. Hold your applause.

Using microscopic nanotubes, coupled with an amazingly odd set of priorities, scientists from the former "Empire of the Sun" have finally devised a meal that has less actual sustenance than a SubWay™ FreshFit™ meal.

In a related story, Chinese officials are rethinking the all-you-can-eat-buffet export program.

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