Now That's Just Dumb!

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15025055503948709252012-02-16T06:35:03.446-05:00Now That's Just Dumb!DPShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13922976479555252542noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1502505550394870925.post-34262442195436996652008-06-10T09:08:00.004-04:002008-06-10T09:22:36.577-04:00Whoops! I Did it Again!

Cedric Benson, the now ex-running back for the Chicago bears, was arrested near Austin, TX, this weekend on drunk driving charges. Benson, who has a hearing later in June stemming from an incident in May where he was allegedly operating a boat while intoxicated, has reached the point where his trouble has surpassed his value for the bears.Aside from all the usual stuff about how athletes who

DPShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13922976479555252542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1502505550394870925.post-90059845554663120032008-06-05T15:50:00.004-04:002008-06-05T15:54:45.854-04:00Locked in a Vacancy

Read this story from KUTV in Utah...Woman Calls Orem Police To Free Her From Her Locked CarIt seems this woman found herself locked in her car. See, the battery was dead and...Oh, just read it!

DPShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13922976479555252542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1502505550394870925.post-43781436210491058432008-06-04T07:26:00.004-04:002008-06-04T14:53:27.405-04:00Piercingly Dumb

Some things I can surmise by looking at this photo:1. This guy is not a "Frequent Flier".2. He did not letter in any sports in high school.3. His resume is only half of one page.What I can't figure out is how he sleeps.x

DPShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13922976479555252542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1502505550394870925.post-55338570137208498222008-06-03T18:54:00.004-04:002008-06-10T09:21:13.363-04:00Ptupid!

Not to long ago, I was looking at comments* for a particular video on YouTube, when a read one where the person asserted that he'd "pwned" someone. I made the mistake of correcting their spelling/typing gaff, only to be chastised. You see, this budding MENSA member meant to type it that way.I realize that this is a sign of my distance from all things hip/cool/now. But the fact that I got

DPShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13922976479555252542noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1502505550394870925.post-82381636874305541922008-05-30T10:41:00.007-04:002008-05-30T13:13:18.888-04:00Nano Noodles

In a story under the heading "innovation" MSNBC is reporting a breakthrough of epic proportions, if not epic portions. Japanese Scientists have created the world's smallest bowl of ramen noodles.Please. Hold your applause.Using microscopic nanotubes, coupled with an amazingly odd set of priorities, scientists from the former "Empire of the Sun" have finally devised a meal that has less actual

DPShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13922976479555252542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1502505550394870925.post-21934773121766544302008-05-29T20:04:00.002-04:002008-05-30T09:41:35.846-04:00Earbud-Heads

Is there anything in the world that says, "I'm an ass!" in the efficient way that cell phone ear-pieces do? Like almost everything else, there are time and places when these gadgets are appropriate if not downright necessary. For instance the busy exec with both arms full of embezzled billions can't hold a cell phone. Nor can the over caffeinated speedster during his/her rush hour commute.

DPShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13922976479555252542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1502505550394870925.post-27438189685584433342008-05-29T16:14:00.001-04:002008-06-10T09:20:27.027-04:00Heard on "The Herd"

Colin Cowherd, host of "The Thundering Herd" on ESPN Radio weekday afternoons, will undoubtedly be a frequent attraction on "Now That's Just Dumb!" I've been listening to him long enough to be unsurprised by some silly things that come out of his mouth, case in point, this afternoon when talking about his weekend:"I took my daughter ice skating this weekend. She took a spill and I asked her if

DPShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13922976479555252542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1502505550394870925.post-79918420494548268492008-05-28T23:23:00.001-04:002008-05-30T11:26:20.876-04:00All Ah-Gassed!

This is a real story about someone I really know. Hope I get to hear the who story someday.SUNBURY - A Northumberland man was arrested Tuesday after allegedly causing a disturbance in Sunbury. Police were called to Weis Markets where they found 39-year-old [Name Removed] causing a disturbance, reportedly over a gas reward promotion.[The man] reportedly attempted to break the rules of the contest

Oscar Butterscotchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04047837420295835907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1502505550394870925.post-83893563697181592232008-05-27T15:53:00.000-04:002008-05-29T16:11:41.590-04:00Inspired Creation

Over this past Memorial Day Weekend, I heard two very dumb things uttered.First, when this friend expressed that she didn't know what to take to a picnic the following day, someone suggested she cut up a watermelon. The friend answered:"I don't want to sound dumb, but I don't think I know how to do that."That was dumb inspiration #1.The husband of that same friend, during a discussion about

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